ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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