I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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