I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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