I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What a dumb baby whore.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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