Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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