thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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