I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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