? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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