Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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