just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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