no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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