I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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