Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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