He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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