You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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