kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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