Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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