She's JV to your varsity
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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