I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Randomize
