I cannot find my penis.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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