no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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