Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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