I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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