Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
