I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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