physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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