you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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