i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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