It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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