I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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