I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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