just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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