All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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