I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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