Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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