guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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