But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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