You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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