I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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