I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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