So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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