I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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