its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There r osticjed everywhere
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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