Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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