I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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