Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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