So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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