My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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