I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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