fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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