Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I have post one night stand depression
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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