Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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