He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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